Sunday, June 24, 2007

The Orange Menace


Meow, I'm Geordie and I'm 7 years young. I am a very big boy as gingers often are (and a bit fat as well, oops!) and it's hard to believe I was once an itty-bitty-kitty. My human's dad rescued me and sent me on a plane from Rockhampton to Brisbane, where my human collected me from the airport. I had beautiful blue eyes (which are now gold) and I was very talkative, but I didn't purr much. Nowadays I purr like an engine and I don't have an off-switch! I am a cranky bugger sometimes but also a really big sook and I REALLY like my cuddles.

I am also known as: Geords, Geordski, Geordie-catticus, Snooks, Schnookies, Fatty, Tigger, Ginger, Cranky-pants, Bubby-cat, Claws, Fat Bastard, and " Stop Clawing That" !!

I enjoy: cleaning my paws, rolling on warm concrete, scratching furniture instead of my post, eating, sleeping, meowing loudly, sneaking outside in the evening when I'm not allowed and then sitting out of reach to cast mocking glances back at my human, constantly sitting on or leaning on my human at ALL times, and clawing all humans who dare to touch my tail.

I don't enjoy: going to the vet, having baths, being carried around, going in the car, people petting me on my legs or tail, loud noises, or unfamiliar humans coming into MY house.

Every house needs a Ginger!!

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